This Is Why The Tories Are Ahead In The Polls
Forget the bullshit about cleaning up Ottawa, an election-friendly budget or the ass-kissing in Quebec - the real reason why the Tories are doing so well is because of the Liberals.
The Tories can thank us Grits for the fact that our leadership race is deflecting the attention of the media from all their blunders.
I mean, when you think about it, this race is a pretty good one - we've got eleven candidates and each one of them are more interesting than Harper could ever be:
1. Michael Ignatieff: Former Harvard prof, former broadcaster and soaking up a lot of the media attention.
2. Bob Rae: Former long-time and prominent Dipper who crosses over to become LPC leader.
3. Hedy Fry: Known for her sound bite faux pas'.
4. Joe Volpe: Former Immigration Minister
5. Maurizio Bevilaqua: Former junior Cabinet Minister
6. Gerard Kennedy: One of Ontario's most popular Provincial politicians.
7. Martha Hall-Findlay: Okay, so this one isn't that interesting.
8. Carolyn Bennet: Not very high profile, but she's a former junior Cabinet Minister and for someone low profile, she's really kicking ass. She's got a killer website and has come up with some pretty interesting ideas.
9. Stephane Dion: Kyoto, Clarity Act, need more?
10. Scott Brison: He's gay, had a blackberry mini scandal and he's a former Tory.
11. Ken Dryden: Hockey hero and former Social Development Minister.
Plus, on top of all these guys and gals, we also deterred attention from the Tories by having Belinda Stronach and Ashley MacIsaac talk about running.
Gawd, with this much entertainment coupled with the fact that Harper won't talk to the media, it's no wonder we're taking all the attention.